Feb 10, 2026
Dry humor meets scroll-stopping cards. Keep them short, keep them shareable.
Humor travels fast when the card is light and the iconography is clean. Pair these lines with pastel cards and sharp icons for a website-inspired feed.
“😄 My patience has a loading bar and it's stuck at 12%.”
“😄 I came, I saw, I made it awkward.”
“😄 Running late is my cardio.”
“I wish autocorrect knew me like my best friend 🤝 does.”
“😄 My to-do list and I are in a toxic relationship.”
“😄 I don't rise and shine; I caffeinate and hope.”
“😄 I'm on a seafood diet: I see food and set a reminder to eat healthier tomorrow.”
“😄 I practice what I preach—mostly sarcasm.”
“😄 Adulting is just Googling how to do things your parents did without Wi-Fi.”